I'm Sam. Holla at ya homeboy

ostracizedpoodle:

Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

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nowyoukno:


Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

(via howglorygoes)

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9 hours ago

fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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(via howglorygoes)

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ignitionremix:

legionaru:

Vin Diesel calling Obama, Putin, and Angelina Jolie to fight him

This cinematography is giving me chills

ignitionremix:

legionaru:

Vin Diesel calling Obama, Putin, and Angelina Jolie to fight him

This cinematography is giving me chills

(via howglorygoes)

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10 hours ago
ad-infinitum29:

Movie night with my only friend.

ad-infinitum29:

Movie night with my only friend.

(via theatregeek96)

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10 hours ago

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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(Source: precumming, via whitelinesgoldteeth)

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lustyloveylady:

This is still one of the most perfect adaptations ever made

(Source: the-attic-to-the-left, via howglorygoes)

lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places

(via zackisontumblr)

ostracizedpoodle:

Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

(via howglorygoes)

nowyoukno:


Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

(via howglorygoes)

fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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(via howglorygoes)

ignitionremix:

legionaru:

Vin Diesel calling Obama, Putin, and Angelina Jolie to fight him

This cinematography is giving me chills

ignitionremix:

legionaru:

Vin Diesel calling Obama, Putin, and Angelina Jolie to fight him

This cinematography is giving me chills

(via howglorygoes)

terrakion:

hollywoodgonzalez:

I legitimately can’t tell the difference

this is actually so rude and like super gross? like okay i get it hes not the cutest but like why would you compare him to benedict cumberbatch?

(via thesunssong)

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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(Source: precumming, via whitelinesgoldteeth)