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bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

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ruinedchildhood:

When your parents pull up and you forgot to do your chores

ruinedchildhood:

When your parents pull up and you forgot to do your chores

(via ruinedchildhood)

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vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor

(via becuzbacon)

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ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

(via zackisontumblr)

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stop:

queenrxtchet:

ridge:

hit her with tha left

STOP

Why is her seatbelt not on? Bruh

(via becuzbacon)

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undauntedly:


go fuck yourself phyllis

undauntedly:

go fuck yourself phyllis

(Source: nookling, via applevevo)

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supertrout95:

seeing your NOTP (that you hate) on your dash, but understanding that it’s their opinion and ur not a hater

image

(via arcanines-of-freedom)

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bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

(Source: bullied, via applevevo)

ruinedchildhood:

When your parents pull up and you forgot to do your chores

ruinedchildhood:

When your parents pull up and you forgot to do your chores

(via ruinedchildhood)

fagblogger:

damn orange is the new black is crazy af

(via ruinedchildhood)

vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor

(via becuzbacon)

queerfabulousmermaid:

musingsofanawkwardblackgirl:

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Gordo keepin it real

(Source: tvpixels, via becuzbacon)

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

(via zackisontumblr)

stop:

queenrxtchet:

ridge:

hit her with tha left

STOP

Why is her seatbelt not on? Bruh

(via becuzbacon)

undauntedly:


go fuck yourself phyllis

undauntedly:

go fuck yourself phyllis

(Source: nookling, via applevevo)

supertrout95:

seeing your NOTP (that you hate) on your dash, but understanding that it’s their opinion and ur not a hater

image

(via arcanines-of-freedom)